Monday, September 24, 2007

Post-Treatment, 40th day!!!!

First off
Sorry for not posting in a while, I cant exactly do a test ever day.... well I can but I'd get tired lol.

New Test Results!!!!!!
Alright, it's bean about 40 days since my final bath, and I am happy to say I have some new results. Also note that I am not doing any further treatment such as regular bathes.

I mentioned before that my microscope might have broke (because I couldn't find any sperm at all), so I took the time out to test this theory. I made a slide of a small leaf I got from a plant I forgot to water ahaha any way. I set it up, and was able to see it clearly under the microscope, on x10 and x40, which is the only zome setting I every had to use during all of the test I have done. Hence my microscope is working perfectly ya!

Note that this test was done about 1.5 days after a previous ejaculation, which is 0.5 days short of the time it takes to fully regenerate ones sperm count. I personally think it shouldnt make much of a difference. Besides I have done test with the same situation, and have still found a sperm count the same as I would expect if I had in fact waited 2 days. Next test I'll wait the 2 days. Now for the moment you have all bean waiting for! The results..... astounding! I found no sperm what so ever! I searched long and hard, and the most I found was a couple strange blob like things which could possibly be one of the following:
  • Extremely premature sperm (no tail, and a very deformed head)
  • Dirt, the more likely of the 2 (I work in my room, not a ultra clean laboratory)
So I'm still going strong, and I cant wait till next test. From now on I will probably be doing tests about a month apart, until I find an increase in sperm count, then I will do more frequent test until I return to full sperm count and mobility. I am also looking into getting a proper test done. I'll keep you updated.

Response to comments
I am happy to know that you all enjoy reading my blog, it really is a great thing to be able to take contraception into our own hands (as men). Thank you all for reading this blog and posting comments. here is my response to your comments:

I'd like to make a "spanish" version

That sounds like a great idea, pleas contact me at [removed] about the details and to give me you e-mail.

Did you dropped the treatment? Are you going to continue the method?

I am not doing any further treatment, meaning I am not taking any baths (except occasionally for pleasure duh... won't be 45 degrease) until my period of infertility ends. At that point I will decide if to continue or not, and assuming I do, I will do an other 3 week treatment. If the infertility period is acceptable long, no easier male contraceptives are released, and I am not to dam lazy then I will probably continue the treatment.

Have you heard about a complementary method of keeping the testicles outside the scrotum? (by keeping them inside the body)

Yes, basically your balls are constantly kept at b0dy temperature 37 C (which is higher than of the "working" testicle). This is enough to make you infertile. the medical term is Cryptorchidism here is the wikipedia page:

Do you have some kind of test results, like a table of sperm count?

All the results I have I have posted on this blog. Unfortunetly, because I am doing the test my self and am not a doctor, the results are rather primitive, and limited to count and mobility. I might put it all together, and make a graph in the future. If you'd like to help, e-mail me at [removed]

I read that the range is from 4-8 months for sterility...

In the origional test done by a swiss woman in India a long time ago it lasted up to 9 months. I'll keep doing test, and we'll see how long it lasts for me.

...I also read that following the period of sterility is a period of super fertility!

What the heat treatment does is disable cells in the testis that grow the sperm cells, the infertility period is simply the time in which thous cells are healing. Perhaps after being unused for so long these cells are able to work better. So what is the answer... an other three week treatment. it is an interesting theory (I haven't heard it b4), but it true shouldn't be do big of a problem.

Thank you all! Till next time, once again, here is my e-mail: [removed]

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Post-Treatment test

Ok I did 2 (a week apart) tests that gave me some insane results:
I couldn't find any sperm... nada.... zero.... not a single one.

I seriously don't believe it is so effective. I might go get a professional test to get more solid results (I'm not exactly a doctor).

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Further treatment

According to various sites a regular treatment is required after the initial 3 weeks. Other sites do not mention this. Please Help me do some research and vote on the poll to the right.

I have decided that I will do no further treatment (dispite the pole results so far).


ok its August 19. about 8 days after my final bath (I did NOT manage to fit in an extra bath). I took a new sample, but because I had ejaculated within the last 2 days, I can only rate the mobility. Moment of truth! Its looking good,
Mobility: 15
Wooohoo it seams to be working.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Treatment log

Day Bath taken (True/False)
  1. T
  2. F
  3. T
  4. T
  5. T
    1. No music on this time... my sense of time was messed up. almost one week yay!
    2. Took a new sample! Great results
      1. Count: 35 YaY!!!!!!!!! that was unexpected
        1. as i mentioned b4 it takes 2 days to fully regenerate "ready to go sperm" and it has bean 5 days, plenty of time to regenerate, but that count stayed down! wooooohooooo!
      2. Mobility: 17 Score!!!!!
        1. Looks like a fucking war zone, most of the fuckers arn't moving at all hahahahah, 1/10 move strait, but slowly, and an other 1/10 move slowly in cyrcles hahahahha.
      3. I cant wait to see the result at the end of the 3rd week. I woulden't be suprised if it got to zero!
  6. T
  7. T
    1. Sunday today
  8. F
  9. T
    1. Took a new sample
      1. Count: 24
      2. Mobility: 10
  10. T
  11. T
  12. F
  13. T
    1. took a test be for the bath to see if missing bathis is bad... it is
      1. Count: 40
      2. Mobility: 75
  14. T
  15. T
  16. T
  17. T
  18. T (3 days left, but I might do an extra one cuz I missed a few)
  19. T
  20. T
  21. T (Yes! I made it, I'll try to do one extra 2morrow)

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Starting PROPPER treatment

The bath was hot, and made my skin a bit red, but I was a lot easier than the balls bath. I was sweating a lot, only part of my body was in the water, so I got really thirsty. Unfortunately, I couldn't get out to get a drink. Next time I will Bring some drinking water.

Results - trial one (Improper treatment)

Ok, disappointment:
mobility: 95
count: 100


I think I will restart and go the whole 3 weeks. I will also take a full bath, the temperature would be easier to control.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Time For a Bath!

Its 1 a.m. and I am not tyred at all, so I decided to test out my extramly sufisticated Balls Bath. I set up the Bath as described in the last post. Put on some nice music, and droped my balls in. Thene something happened I didn't expect. It felt really extreamly hot! I continued any way. Throung out the 45 minutes I felt quite uncomfortable, I also had to hold the bath as it didn't quite reach the shower floor. A big problem was keeping the water the right temprature. I generaly stayed in the 38 - 48 deg. C range. At times it got way hot and I had to get out temporarily. Let me tell you it takes a lot of guts, whene I finaly relized, after 15 minutes of so, that the temp. was actualy correct and infact not 1,000 deg. C to hight I decided to suck it up and just stand the pain.

The end revield some scary effects:
Bright Red - Orange Scrotum
the back of my testicals where a bit lumpy Lumpy Testicals

They where a bit soar, but in the morrning I was happy to see that they haddn't fallen off of my body and had actualy returned to their normal state (no more lumps, and normal color). Just need to wait a day, and I'll take an other sample. Hope fully I'm sterile! If not I'll be pissed, I quite literaly hard boiled my nuts for this, fuck!

Making a Balls Bath

I made a Balls Bath out of a water bottle, as opposed to taking a full bath. I did this mainly to save water. I simply cut the top off just enouch for a hose and my nuts to fit in. I also found a thermometer so I could ceap track of the water temprature (only 1.5 leters of water can cool quite fast). my plan was to sit on a ledge in my bathroom and hang my nuts in. This would take place in the shower so spilling water would not be a problem i put a hoes in the bottle and filled it up with 45 deg. C water. I let the water running a bit as to controle the temprature, and stop it from cooling down too much. This way the water will remain at a constant temprature, something not commonoly done as far as I know.

Pretreatment Sperm health

Ok, I took a sample... That was fun hahahaha. took out the old microscope and had a look. After some fiddling I managed to focus in. It appeared that I had a really low count, but after some research i found it takes 2 days be fore the nuts are fully reloaded with sperm.... Had a little to much fun last night lol. I asume I have a high sperm count any way (I had it checkes a few monthes ago, it was fine, besides its realy the mobility that we are woried about here). All them sperm are swimming strong, hardly saw any swimming in circles. (circles = bad, strait line = good). here are the scores:
count = 100/100 (cheating a bit here)
mobility = 100/100


Ok well I startd reading up on male contraceptives, and I think its about time we invent one of the, cuz lets face it we all hate condoms, and some girls you just can't trust (in which case you probably shouldent have sex...... mutch). So I found all these great pills that come out in like 10 yaers, if they pass about 1,000 test damit! What I did find was external heat. This I found quite interesting. for thoughs who dont know here is how it works:
take a 45 minute bath at 45 deg. C daily for 3 weeks.
Your sperm will be unable to swim for the next 7 monthes max.
You are officialy sterile
I decided to give it a go. With the help of some sientific equiptment I will document my sperm count and mobility.

I will also change the methos to something a bit more practical, I will use
constant water temprature! And I will only do one 45 minute bath.